'A frozen waffle in the VCR': Some of the most ridiculous things toddlers have done around the house

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    E "Mine put oranges in the washing machine" Crayola Crayola.com
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    Large Marge @moej4prez Follow The toddler got the best of me. I assumed there wouldn't be a wildflower seed mix packet in the toaster this morning when I heated the Eggo waffles. One must never assume.
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    5G ANNUAL SINCE 1856 FERRY MORSE WILDFLOWER Cutflower Mix $2.49
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    Maggie Hedrick @maggicked .4d Replying to @moej4prez Mine recently put oranges in the washing machine secretly. One breakfast she then went to the washing machine and coyly asked, "wonder what is in here?" It was the oranges.
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    Natalie @natgoeshome. 3d Replying to @moej4prez They move in mysterious ways. Yesterday, my two year old somehow escaped his enclosure (unlocked the baby gate) and was feeding himself and the dog lollipops.
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    Olivia the Pug K&T @KatarinaThePug Follow Replying to @moej4prez Ours recently set a roll of toilet paper on the stove and turned it on. That was exciting.
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    Y, I CARE Amber Westcott-Baker... @amberwb Follow Replying to @moej4prez Ah, I see your toddler is in the "putting random objects into spaces where they happen to fit❞ phase.
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    . Megan Williams @Mlongegan 3d Replying to @moej4prez I fondly remember thinking to myself that having a toddler means you don't have to ask questions like "why are there Cheerios in my shoes"?
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    Kristy @llamalluv • 3d Replying to @moej4prez My daughter likes to butter her bread before putting it into the toaster.
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    DJ Boost @DJ_Boost_Bass - 3d Replying to @moej4prez I put a plastic knife in my mom's bread machine when I was 3. It survived the ordeal and got perfectly baked into the loaf of bread
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    Linda Hosler @Linda Hosler • 3d Replying to @moej4prez This is like when I assumed there wouldn't be rocks in my blender. Silly me!
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    Dr. Preacher Lady (ret.) @drelizabeth13 Replying to @moej4prez Follow Mine put a frozen waffle in the VCR on morning- many years ago in another lifetime!
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    Hyena Queen @Hyena Queen314 .3d Replying to @moej4prez That's how they getcha, man. I had a grilled cheese in a VHS player, a little melty ball in a toaster and last but CERTAINLY not least: a little metallic card underneath the tray in a microwave. Toddlers will keep you on your toes & twitching.
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    The Skeleton King @LiveLaughHaunt Replying to @moej4prez Follow I purchased a new travel toothbrush, which mysteriously disappeared. 2 months later I found it inside of a gardening glove waaay at the back of a kitchen cupboard. This happened this year, my kid is 7 e
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    Logan @Logie423 2d Replying to @moej4prez My parents had to buy a TV from a furniture store one time because I thought shoving the cookie the salesman gave me into it was a good idea
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    Alice-Dunmesh... @Cpt_Short Follow Pretty sure when I was a toddler I broke the VCR by pushing crayons through the slot bc I saw that people push things into letterboxes
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    • radio @pokemonwielders ⚫ 1d this must be how my mom felt when I would take apart barbie dolls and attach the head to the leg to make it a giraffe and then hide it in her bed and under her pillows
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    super cool mom @jeniwantwingies • 3d The other day I turned on the stove and smelled, I thought, ham burning from the pan that was already on the burner. I finally lifted it up and found a Marshall's gift card melting
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    NORA 222 @barabut4girls 3d when i was a kid we had a chandelier by the front door and i kept throwing my socks up there and it would leave black spots on them i also used to throw clothes at my ceiling fan while it was on at full speed and watch it shake and make weird noises
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    Machete Lesbian @bunniboy888 · 3d When I was younger I used to put blueberries & catfood into my parents or guests shoes by the front door and you still don't know why
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    tiffany @lifeattiffanys. 3d This brought back memories of a whole lot of change in the cd slot of our car. It jangled when we went over speed bumps or hit potholes

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